Go In CHEAP.

i enjoy the finer things in life. i am an understated asshole with a zest for life not unlike the bar soap americans have grown to know and love. i know more about music than you do and i will criticize you if your music collection sucks. at the same time, i do admit that i have some musical skeletons in my own proverbial closet--fire at will. i am the common denominator of nearly 7 billion and am beyond what they call extraordinary. i have seen nothing and everything. i rip off semi-acclaimed writers and artists revered by the hipsters in brooklyn strictly for tongue-and-cheek purposes. i rarely take myself seriously and have been known to get in trouble for not appreciating the depths of seriousness to which others take themselves. i write long, drawn-out sentences that allow far too much room for error and interpretation, and use words that i probably shouldn't. yes yes i agree. no, i know you are right--have you seen the headlines? an unintentional overachiever at heart, yet still hopelessly flawed down to the core, although quite aptly armed to the teeth. i'm a liberal hippie at heart, minus the patchouli, plus some serious bodily hygeine. i love going to the dentist almost as much as i enjoy frequenting concerts and walking amongst the tragic and hip on the streets of a city near you. a one girl army up against the whole world. i could get into it but you don't have time for the half of it.