4 posts tagged “twitter”

...Is this next hour of Twitter maitenence. In an effort to try and make the hour without losing my mind, I am going to take my lunch break now (I mean, this totally wasn't...planned...in advance...or anything...)
See also hilarious quip of the day (feel free to RT @alicialutes if you think this shit is funny. It is my dream to become a trending topic on twitter. What? Cue music narrating embarrassment and internet shame):
I want to have a live music/noodle cook-off. I will call it the "Rock Ramen-Off."
Yes, I am totally pathetic & lame; my first real update in 20 days and it's about stupid damned Twitter. I know.
Thanks Twitter for crafting my hilarity in 140 characters or less:
Can't stop coughing, what is WRONG with me? I sound like a 3-pack-a-day smoker....or Miley Cyrus. from web alicialutes
carrymyheart@alicialutes If you start st-st-st-stuttering, then you've got the Miley. from web in reply to alicialutes
@carrymyheart The last thing I want is a bad case of the Miley's. They can be so NAGGING. It's the Seven Things I Hate About Flu.
about 10 hours ago from web in reply to carrymyheart
carrymyheart@alicialutes I've heard you're more genetically predisposed to catch it if you have a family history of achey-breaky heart. from web in reply to alicialutes
alicialutes@carrymyheart That must be where I get the urge to shake-shake, shake-shake, a-shake it. from web in reply to carrymyheart
i've done it, i joined. follow me if you want to hear the asinine words that come out of my mouth in 140 characters or less: