3 posts tagged “hilarious”
How it all started --
I uploaded this picture, with the below caption:
NEW OWL MUGS. YES.
i love owls holy god.
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Then, in my horror of horrors, this occured & I cannot:
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9:41pmSusan
Nice Mugs
9:41pmAlicia
thanks!
aren't they cute?!
i loooove them
9:41pmSusan
Very Cute!!!
9:41pmAlicia
there was an all-white one there too that i wanted to get
but they were 11 dollars each because they're handmade and all that junk
so i just got these two
i might go back to get the white one though
9:43pmSusan
You should go and get it! Pack your lunch this week:-)
9:44pmAlicia
i will!
9:45pmSusan
Holy God?!?!?!
9:45pmAlicia
what, is there something wrong with saying that?
just showing my excitement
not any sort of religious connotation
9:46pmSusan
What does that mean!!! Is God Holy or is Holy God????
what is the connotation?
You are an english degree graduate,tell me?
9:48pmAlicia
i don't know if god is holy, i'm an atheist, i choose to believe he is not
slash i don't think he exists
the connotation is that i was excited
9:49pmSusan
Why is holy god related to excitement! If atheist why refer to HIM at all?
9:50pmAlicia
because it's just a saying
when people are in awe of things they invoke jesus and god imagery
9:51pmAlicia
and say 'oh my god' or 'oh god' or 'jesus christ!' etc
you know
Thanks mom for questioning my religious (or lack thereof) beliefs, over Facebook IM, and then signing offline without answer.
And I totally forgot to pack my lunch today. Woops!
Location:
23rd street stop on the 1 train.
Me: On the train looking out
Mr. Me-Against-The-Music: plugged in.
Explanation:
Anyone in NYC has probably now, by this point, noticed that every so often there are these music ads for a CD with a big red box--usually they're associated with Target, side note--where you can actually plug in and listen to the album. This is a totally rad idea. Except, that usually they pick really, really terrible artists for it.
Scene:
Your narrator is sitting inside--tired and not yet awake for work--on the 1 train heading uptown. The train stops at 23rd street to a man dancing UP ON THE WALL.
Turns out he was rocking out to..."Keeps Gettin' Better" by Christina Augilera. (The current artist in the ads)...and he juuuust loved it. Like, was really into it. I guess he just felt like a superbitch, up to his own tricks, but it keeps getting better.
You actually couldn't see what the ad was, so anyone who didn't have the chance to glimpse a side view would've just thought this was a man getting his freak on a wall in the subway.
...Thank you, New York City, and all just-gotta-dancers everywhere.
They named singers as people who were elected officials in Canada and France, and some how 2 CANADIAN RADIO DJs were able to con Sarah Palin's people into thinking they were setting up a call between Palin & THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE.
oh my god. it just keeps getting better. p.s. who wants to bet that Betsy girl or whoever is on the phone first TOTALLY got fired after this call was over?
