3 posts tagged “funny”

Subtitle: I am vain & like it when my friends compliment my incredible humor:

Alexandra

i mean, *insert friend name here* is legit ready to just retire to florida

9:01pmAlicia

gross, florida

9:01pmAlexandra

hahaha it's true!!

9:02pmAlicia

florida is the worst

ever

9:05pmAlexandra

i have such difficulty thinking of it as a real place with real people

9:05pmAlicia

let's be serious

it's not real

there is no way

9:05pmAlexandra

hahahaha

you may be right

9:06pmAlicia

it is a land of make believe, drug dealers/mormons, a town dominated by scientologists, and old people waiting to die

that is NOT REAL

9:07pmAlexandra

but i swear i met real people when i was down there for obamalah

9:07pmAlicia

no you didn't

they were figments

they were probably planted there

by obama and mccain

to win a state for the election

actors

9:07pmAlexandra

but did you love how i said obamaleh?

for the jews in FL?

9:08pmAlicia

yes

9:08pmAlexandra

thanks

i tried

9:09pmAlicia

a valiant effort, even if it was for the fake imaginary people of florida

9:09pmAlexandra

hahahahahahahaha

can we please archive everything you say and make a book out of it?

Thanks Twitter for crafting my hilarity in 140 characters or less:

Instead I will leave you, fairly wordless, with the follwing (it is real):

Sanjaya

Thank you, Sanjaya.  Purrrrrfection.