3 posts tagged “awkward”
My friends are really funny. I mean, they're not as funny as me (most dayz) but they are way above average on the "How Funny Are Your Friends" scale.
Take, for example, the text messages I receive. Even out of context, they are amazing, hilarious, and/or awkward. So, for purely selfish reasons I give you "Some of the Funniest/Most Absurd Text Messages I've Recently Received":
+ Tom Brokaw's voice is amazing.
+ Is McCain wearing an ear piece? Wait no. I think that's just a wrinkle.
+ You're like a bad Simon & Garfunkel joke.
+ Ur WPM [ed. note: Words Per Minute] is light yrs faster than mccains acient cripple shimmy. his hips lie. he puts the shake in shakira.
+ Your best friend Maggie says, "oh, she's just bein' Lutie"
+ I LOVE Paris Hilton
+ hey.
+ In ur eyes, the light, the heat...? yesh.
+ I just met michael phelps and didn't realize it was actually him and did the most awk thing. Have the best/worst story for you.
+ Why is Colin Colon?
+ BB Obama is so fetch.
+ Sexy Sarah Palin or Regular Type?
+ Totes unfortch
+ Ur the messiah for gays.
+ twist twist shout & out
+ I hope you marry Nick Jonas
+ OMG today I wished I was SuChin Pak.
I give you the funniest thing to happen on the Emmy's tonight. Or maybe the most awkward. Really, it's all one-in-the-same for me.
Thank you, Josh Groban?
Sometimes my friends & I say stupid/hilarious things. At least we think so. I document them here for you to see--because I really believe we are that funny. I apologize for the following minutes you're about to waste.
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Nick Jonas & His 16th Birthday
photo courtesy of Tiger Beat. Yes, I said Tiger Beat.
