Because Zach Galifinakis + Jason Schwartzman = Me Jealous I Don't Have HBO.
See Also: "Bored To Death"
Also...Ted Danson is in it. My grandmother will be THRILLED for my to confirm that there is life on TV after "Becker"
...That I didn't have! Duh.
DO YOU BELONG IN NYC?
Absolutely. Score: 121
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NBC --
Listen, I know things are bad right now. You're the last place network and you've lost all the old cronies since you brought Conan in for Jay (thanks for that, by the way). You've brought Spiedi to the masses and people hate you for it. Aside from the fact that, you know, the shows you've got going on are shiteous and you cancelled the few shows that actually were doing well for you. You're having your midlife crisis--divorcing your wife for the hot, idiot sports bar waitress. Turning in your Honda for a hot rod. I get it, I see this, I understand (even if I don't agree with you--you crazy old coot)!
But this? This has taken it TOO FAR. I know you might think that you've got nothing else going for you...but is THIS really the best you think you can do? I'm sorry...but you're jolly well fucked. Not even MTV tried and pull this shit when this fucker was at his peak on TRL 57 years ago.
(found on variety.com -- yes, it was a banner ad on their website).
POOR FORM, NBC. POOR FORM!
This Picture:
of This Man:
Who is Now on This TV Show:
At This Time:
Which Means This:
(earlier...since I'm an old lady now & all).
Bliss.
(and no, that's not my real bed, though it's so baller-status that I wish it was. It would be SO.RAD.)
