Saddest Part of My Day

...Is this next hour of Twitter maitenence. In an effort to try and make the hour without losing my mind, I am going to take my lunch break now (I mean, this totally wasn't...planned...in advance...or anything...)
See also hilarious quip of the day (feel free to RT @alicialutes if you think this shit is funny. It is my dream to become a trending topic on twitter. What? Cue music narrating embarrassment and internet shame):
I want to have a live music/noodle cook-off. I will call it the "Rock Ramen-Off."